Posted by Seasnake on February 19, 2002 at 15:16:00:
New Speargun
>
>
> Frank was excited about his new speargun, and decided to
> try kelpbass hunting.
> He spotted a small kelpbass and shot it. There was
> then a tap on his
> shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
> sea bass.
>
> The black sea bass said, "That was my cousin, and you have
> got two choices.
> Either I chew you up or we have sex." After
> considering briefly
> Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative.
>
> Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
> recovered and vowed
> revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found
> the black seabass
> and
> shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This
> time a huge
> White seabass was
> swimming right next to him. The White seabass said, "That
> was a huge
> mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you have got
> two choices. Either
> I chew you up or we have rough sex." Again,
> Frank thought it was
> better to cooperate. Although he survived, it would
> take several months
> before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed
> back into the sea
> and
> he managed to track down the White seabass and shot it. He
> felt sweet
> revenge,
> but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
> around to find a
> giant Nassau grouper swimming there.
>
> The Nassau grouper said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come
> here for the
> hunting, do you?"
Snake