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Posted by Jeff Shaw on November 02, 2005 at 18:41:04:

In Reply to: Re: Trip Report and Photos: Catalina/Santa Barbara Islands with the Sea Divers posted by Dave on November 02, 2005 at 17:55:09:

The characters are:
Dave, as played by Tommy Chong
His father Craw, as played by any athority figure.

Scene one - Dave's dad Craw finds him slacking listening to a broken record...

...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...as long as I bribe... click...

SCRAAATTTCCCHHH... (the needle skidds across the record grooves)

"Heeeeeey, watarya doing?"

"You get your ass out of bed young man and go diving!"

"I don't want to."

"And why not"

"I got an itch"

"What, what kind of itch?"

"In my craw..."

"What I'll show you an itch you little whiner..."

Smack, whack, fwap.

"wimper"

Dave gathers his stuff and heads to the shore pouting...

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Hmmm maybe Dave needs a Theme song.



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